Old school clipping

I found this old cartoon when I was cleaning my desk. I think I've had it since about 1990. I had it taped on my childhood bedroom door along with a Ziggy cartoon and a photo of brain coral from a scuba magazine that said, "Who says you can't have brains AND beauty."
I decided to finally throw it away after digitally archiving it here. I know it's dumb, but it always made me laugh.